About Me

I am an overweight, middle aged, grumpy old fart who suffers from flatulence. And I have the T-shirt to prove it.
Actually that isn't strictly true it is everyone else who suffers as I am long accustomed to the smell,
 ( where er'e you be let your wind blow free.) As the saying goes.

I am an antisocial animal lover (especially big dogs) whom I much prefer to people. I love to read books, especially fantasy, and I also love motorcycles both to ride and tinker with especially old Brit and Italian iron, unfortunately I can't afford either of these so I ride an old Honda,

In short I am just your average Joe as the yanks would say, (there's a blog post in there somewhere.)
 I can on occasion seem rather shallow but I can also have the occasional deep thought or insight, I am who I am and I make no apology for that, I am a product of my upbringing and experiences as are we all, and I am entitled to my opinions just like everyone else, so please bear that in mind.